The Queen of Clubs goes to…
Published May 25, 2011So I’m still waiting for Veronika to pick up the Queen of Diamonds Award, but no worries, today it’s time to give away the Queen of Clubs.
Maybe it’s good news for Veronika, because the winner of this Award is also a Scandinavian woman, so they can hitchhike together towards Belgium to pick up their awards. You are both welcome, Veronika and…
… CECILIA NORDENSTAM!
I already mentioned once how big a fan I am of Cecilia but for those people who don’t know this grape I have the following pictures:
Cecilia is from Sweden where 98% of all women is proved to be very attractive. She lives in Gothenburg and is supposed to be the girlfriend of Alexander Stevic. Contrary to Veronika, she already made some cashes in big poker tournaments and now she’s definitely a great poker player with a Biscotti Queen in her pocket.
Btw, I made a STRAIGHT FLUSH the other day while playing some cash games. I made this shot for you (I disguised my nickname because I don’t want to be spammed by fans in the chatbox all the time):
CHEERS!
The Biscotti Queen Awards!
Published March 26, 2011Everybody who likes poker likes women. Except for poker players who are gay of course. Anyway, I’m going to reward FOUR beautiful (FEMALE) poker players with a Biscotti Queen Award. Every winners can visit me at my place so I can personnaly give you the award (a queen card with my signature on it) and the congratulation kisses.
The FIRST Biscotti Queen, the Queen of Diamonds, goes to…
…VERONIKA LARSEN!
Congratulations Veronika, as you are the only blonde poker star who will succeed in winning a Biscotti Queen. Veronika is from Norway and has quit her job to become a professional poker player, being only 24 years old. She didn’t win a great tournament yet, but more important: she’s still single according to the latest updates. I’m waiting for you Veronika!
Btw look at this hand I played the other day:
I don’t know what’s happening here, but I end up winning the hand with pocket crabs. BOOYAKASHA!
Online lessons
Published October 13, 2010Hi poker fanatics, howdy? Biscotti is going very strong at the moment, as I’m raking in the chips like cheap ass shit at the moment. I’m not talking about our homegame, because I have to skip some of them. Otherwise I won’t make it through my examinations this year. But that doesn’t mean I can’t play poker, I can do it while sitting on my comfortable couch at the online donkrooms.
It’s like Phil Hellmuth says, sometimes I play good for some period, and I make a lot of money. Sometimes I play bad and I still win a lot of money. I prefer tournaments online, because I already kick enough cash game asses in real life. Sometimes it’s so easy to win, look at the following hand I played yesterday:
I just don’t get how people can reraise an all-in with pocket tens in the first place and then… somebody calls TWO all-ins with Ace Queen! If you play thát bad, you’ll never become a winning player online. Then this next hand on the heads-up tables:
I know the hand replayer is going completely mental but the most important thing is the history me and my opponent had on this table. This guy was freakin’ aggressive and was raising and reraising all the time. So I waited for one of my lucky hands after which I flopped a pair. As you know, a pair is almost always the nuts in heads-up poker so I was delighted with the call and I took all this bastard’s money. Ship it fishes, Superbiscotti is hitting the tables!
Nights at the Pacific
Published November 24, 2009Hello you poker fellas and all the donks that come here to learn from my great plays. It’s going pretty well with Biscotti lately. I’m designing some great buildings with the best sanitary provisions that Europe has ever known. I’m fitnessing like hell to replace Bruce Willis in the next Die Hard movie. And I’m becoming a really rich motherfucker from all the online money I’m making at the pokertables.
After all the work is done and the gym is closed, I prepare myself some of the already famous Biscotti-meals, which have the amount of calories where you can feed an entire African village with. I get myself something sweet to smoke and pour in a nice glass of whiskey, which I can drink properly again after the recovery of my gullet. Then I turn on my computer and start playing poker online. When the night falls and the bad guys go robbing old ladies on the street, Biscotti goes robbing all the donkeys that are out there on the net .
Like yesterday, I made a $56 profit just sitting on three $.10/.20 tables. One hand was the best: I was holding T9 and on the river the board was 8 7 K 5 6, no flush possibilities. So I bet it and, I’m NOT kidding, this guy (we are both deepstack) reraises me. So I make a small reraise again, as I hold El Nutzo. And then he reraises me AGAIN! So I shove my last chips, he calls and shows me a 9! LOL ship it fish! I think I’m gonna spend some more nights at the Pacific 
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Hold’em Bollocks and PLO pots
Published October 9, 2009Biscotti played some tables online this week because the guys from the homegame don’t dare to play against me anymore for a while. I faced an enormous bad beat in an hold’em tournament but then I tried to play another game, more specific Pot Limit Omaha. I immediately pwned that game and took down a great pot with a hand I played like a genius.
Now look at the ridiculous hold’em situation:
So I’m the chipleader of the table and I flop an OESD ánd a flushdraw, while the other big stack just moves all-in on the flop. As my hand is of course huge I call immediately. However, the pot odds were not completely justifying a call there but you have to kick people out to win a tournament. The replayer says I’m a four to one dog there but I think that’s not correct because of all the draws I have. However, the turn is a cooler.
Then I played some Pot Limit Omaha and I made a brilliant play:
The replay is a little fucked up, but it couldn’t be more obvious how good I play this hand. I just call all this guy’s bets because I know I’m beat so that’s a very good play. But on the river I know I have the best hand but CHECK towards him with quads! Of course I reraise him and he sees that I’m rewarded on the river for my good plays on flop and turn.
Sometimes you have to gamble
Published September 13, 2009You can do all the math you want and keep trying to read your opponent for hours, but hey: in poker you have to gamble sometimes. I played a tournament on Full Tilt Poker a few minutes ago and I’ve got some special hands selected for people like Howard Lederer and Barry Greenstein who sometimes forget that you can win a pot with every hand.
Biscotti was up a few chips when he got the T9 off suit. Now maybe you don’t like these kinda hands, especially from the small blind, I do:
Especially when someone goes all-in I like to come over the top when possible and isolate him: there’s a good chance I have two live cards here so it’s a good opportunity to double up in a tournament. I even happened to be a big favorite against this donk. Then I got the 97 suited, also a hand I fell in love with:
I decide to do a little minraise to get some chips in the pot but again, but someone feels the urgent need to shove all-in preflop. This moron was holding the QT off, how bad are they playing at Full Tilt? So I think it’s kinda justice that I make a straight and double up here. A few moments later I was eliminated but I don’t really care because I know now there’s plenty of money to win over there. Greetz!
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