That’s right, my name is Biscotti, I’m a young guy from Europe and I LOVE poker. From time to time. Because there are also moments when I go crazy from all the suck-outs in this horrible game. That’s when I shove with T6 off suit, lose my last money and quit playing for a couple of weeks. Because that’s what I do.

So what I’m going to write about? Well, about my experiences in homegames I have with some friends for example. Those guys play so bad that I will take all their money between today and a couple of months. Especially that Dutch guy (at least, that’s what he says he is, because he actually looks more like an Iranian dude or something) that plays with us now and then, he thinks he’s so good but he’s in fact an enormous donkey, I’m always happy to win that retard’s money in specific. But I also like to play online, especially on Pokerstars, with some noodles or moussaka to consume meanwhile. Finally, I sometimes play at the local casinos, but those guys are so bad that I often just hit the blackjack tables and win tons of money by just letting some Asian dude do the betting for me.

But I’ll also post some pictures or videos from hot poker chicks from time to time, because besides poker, I also LOVE women, or ‘grapes’, as I like to call them. And maybe you’ll read something musical between all the poker stuff because I’m a big fan of the French group ‘Caravan Palace’. Because I just think those people kick ass and if you don’t like that, well that’s just like your problem man.