Hey don’t say that’s just like my opinion, because it’s Gus Hansen who states it on Poker After Dark. Gus Hansen is playing with five hot grapes on this episode and Clonie makes a very good lay down:

Wow, Gus Hansen is really sitting in heaven here with all the pretty ladies. Did you notice how hot Vanessa Rousso is with that hat? I have kind of the same hat baby! But what the hell: is Erika Schoenberg really engaged to David Benyamine??!!! So this chick isn’t only very pretty but she can also cook very good? I choose you Erika, marry me!

Btw, I was at a party the other day and I had a great time. I didn’t plan to party at first but then we ran into some American chicks from Los Angeles and they decided to go to the party with Biscotti. When we had arrived over there I didn’t see them anymore but I couldn’t care less because the DJ was playing Caravan Palace, awesome. In the end I was kicked from the festival area because some security moron thought I was doin’ drugs, like I didn’t stop already for like a gazillion times. Party was over anyway so I didn’t care. Tell next time!

You can do all the math you want and keep trying to read your opponent for hours, but hey: in poker you have to gamble sometimes. I played a tournament on Full Tilt Poker a few minutes ago and I’ve got some special hands selected for people like Howard Lederer and Barry Greenstein who sometimes forget that you can win a pot with every hand.

Biscotti was up a few chips when he got the T9 off suit. Now maybe you don’t like these kinda hands, especially from the small blind, I do:

Especially when someone goes all-in I like to come over the top when possible and isolate him: there’s a good chance I have two live cards here so it’s a good opportunity to double up in a tournament. I even happened to be a big favorite against this donk. Then I got the 97 suited, also a hand I fell in love with:

I decide to do a little minraise to get some chips in the pot but again, but someone feels the urgent need to shove all-in preflop. This moron was holding the QT off, how bad are they playing at Full Tilt? So I think it’s kinda justice that I make a straight and double up here. A few moments later I was eliminated but I don’t really care because I know now there’s plenty of money to win over there. Greetz!

And STILL she is ALL-IN with the Jack Five off on this picture:

So I told you about her nice tits last time and here I got the evidence for you! I think Mike Matusow can never call this bet. However, I like her more when she wears her hat on the poker table, like on the second picture. Maybe that’s because I started wearing a hat myself this summer and I like it very much. I think Phil Laak likes her because of her awesome poker skills and her nice sense of humour. But hey, Jennifer Tilly is of course not the hottest girl in (poker) town. My true favorite is from Sweden and is called Cecilia Nordenstam. Look at this cute baby: 

I discovered this grape on the EPT broadcasts where she had some pretty impressive performances. But Cecilia has a lot of guts and isn’t scared from playing in high stakes games with other Swedish players like Martin De Kniff and Alexander Stevic. That last one is also her boyfriend… I think Simon & Garfunkel were singing about her. It must have been.

Hell yeah, I love poker! What’s a better occasion for writing a first post on my brand new blog than a fine homegame in which Biscotti played one of his best games?

I didn’t make too much profit but that wasn’t the most important goal yesterday. I didn’t play for some time with these guys in a live game as I stopped playing for a while because of all the bad luck I always had. Besides, I had to make some masterpieces at school. But I felt like playing again, brought along my ‘unabomber-glasses’ (I don’t think Phil Laak is that great a player but his girlfriend Jen Tilly has very nice tits) and they’ll all remember for a while that Biscotti was there.

After all, I didn’t start that well. I misplayed my toppair against the loser to my left, who always gets an enormous ego-boost when you tell him you’re afraid of his idiotic raises and then donks all his money away. I had to rebuy some moments later but with my second bullet I hit a lot of targets. I had a LOT of patience when I was shortstack again and then it was time to shine: that pseudo-pro, that arrogant Dutch monkey and the other jobless guy, a Turkish guy with a weapon, two tight fuckers of which one went broke against the other (AQ vs AA, LOL donkaments) and the fat kid: I won pots from everybody in any position. Basically, the only thing I didn’t win that evening was the hot chick that was in the room next door.