Biscottipoker presents the ‘FKF’.
Yes, true followers of the Biscotti poker scene, we had another famous homegame the other day and I was able to catch the famous Fat Kid-Fold on camera for you! I myself had a profitable evening of course, thanks to a nice comeback.
The game started off slowly because a lot of the players were still very disappointed after some local troubles with the community council, who decided to close down a football club. That was distracting me also a lot, because suddenly I was talking about all my personal problems with my own community council instead of making some useful reads and sneaky bets.
Then the Turkish guy with a weapon woke up everyone with the ethical question ‘Can you take everyone that’s above 18 years when you’re a teacher?’, which shocked a lot of the already deeply depressive players. Right on this moment I went broke with T7 (I had to realize that’s not the Biscotti hand), which was a perfect timing with everybody in such a sad mood.
The Turkish guy with a weapon gave me the right signal to start collecting chips, when he screamed ‘Chickie Chickie Bang Bang’. From that moment on, I won a lot of pots and in my spare time I was even able to make some pictures of a typical fold of the Fat Kid, which fame has reached epic proportions in our game:
Quattro Cane-Iz just made a bet on the river and looks like he’s going to kick somebody hard. The first step of the fold is the crossing of the hands closely above the cards. Cane-Iz actually looks like he wants to kill somebody now.
Next step is the powerful tipping of the fingers on the sides of the cards, followed by some tipping of the cards against the table and the actual fold. We assume the absolute nuts was not paid off here.
I ended up with a nice profit of about 200 big blinds again and you might wonder why I’m reporting so much about profits lately. Everybody says it’s my new staredown. Maybe they can make a picture of it next time while I take their money.